MCs: Lorelei + Killian

🧜‍♀️ People-eating mermaids

⚓️ Sexy boat captain

🦞 Maine setting

🌊 Sea-side cottage

👀 A snoopy ex

❓ Spam

💛 Found family

🐟 Marine biologist & PR rep bffs 📰

🔥 Long distance swims just to bang

🔍 An intrepid reporter

🩸And a little bit of blood…